"Where were you last Friday, Mr Butterbowlpudding?"
"I was walking in the town square, when I saw the clock was exactly six hours behind. Having seen it two hours prior, it was only 2 hours behind. There is another clock by the dock that ticks and tocks at a rate of nine hours behind. If my watch is accurate and the time was 7:30 AM when the dock clock was at 5:00AM, what is the solution to this unrelated matchstick puzzle?"
"Fuck this."
"The old lady is about to be hit by the truck!! Save her, Dr. Pennyfarthingbluebottombicycle!!"
"Before I can proceed, I must observe the lining on the street. The first lane is painted with three stripes to the mile, while the second lane is painted with only four dots to the kilometre. If I am to save this elderly woman: I must find a way to flip the tiles on this jigsaw puzzle to create the image of a toaster."
"... She's dead, asshole."
"Mrs. Slightlygermansausage, my wife's in labour!! Which way to the hospital?!"
"Well, there are four different roads you can take, but only one leads to the river which you must cross with the wolves and the chicks. Let's call them Roads A, B, C & D. In terms of length, A + D = 4C and BA = D + Q. How many ropes must we make to keep the pigs from fighting each other?
"OH MY GOD THE BABY'S CROWNING!!"
"I do say there is so need to be so loud..."
Thanks for reading!
"I was walking in the town square, when I saw the clock was exactly six hours behind. Having seen it two hours prior, it was only 2 hours behind. There is another clock by the dock that ticks and tocks at a rate of nine hours behind. If my watch is accurate and the time was 7:30 AM when the dock clock was at 5:00AM, what is the solution to this unrelated matchstick puzzle?"
"Fuck this."
"The old lady is about to be hit by the truck!! Save her, Dr. Pennyfarthingbluebottombicycle!!"
"Before I can proceed, I must observe the lining on the street. The first lane is painted with three stripes to the mile, while the second lane is painted with only four dots to the kilometre. If I am to save this elderly woman: I must find a way to flip the tiles on this jigsaw puzzle to create the image of a toaster."
"... She's dead, asshole."
"Mrs. Slightlygermansausage, my wife's in labour!! Which way to the hospital?!"
"Well, there are four different roads you can take, but only one leads to the river which you must cross with the wolves and the chicks. Let's call them Roads A, B, C & D. In terms of length, A + D = 4C and BA = D + Q. How many ropes must we make to keep the pigs from fighting each other?
"OH MY GOD THE BABY'S CROWNING!!"
"I do say there is so need to be so loud..."
Thanks for reading!
